While driving to meet a friend for coffee this afternoon (and skillfully navigating the 2012 blackout obstacles strewn about High St), I saw a Segway tour by the convention center, a man painted entirely silver standing at the Tim Hortons on Broad and High, and saw that there’ll be a new coffee shop/roaster in the Short North soon. Guess which of those things I was most excited about.

Hint: caffeine is one of my food groups. The others are American Spirits, free beer, and bacon.

OMG. Am I actually a frat boy? I did not know that.